China and Russia jointly condemned a U.S. plan for a global missile defense system
on Friday, says the AP.

So let me get this straight. The two biggest countries who’ve spent hundreds of billions of dollars to create nuclear weapons to threaten us with don’t want us to invent technology that would block their nuclear weapons.

Ooookay. File this one under “duh.”

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