LarryD at Acts of the Apostasy cracked us up with this twist on the potential discovery of the world oldest church in Syria.
There are unconfirmed reports that Call To Action has their own archaeologist on-site, and she has made a discovery that has their members thrilled:Under centuries-old dirt was found a remnant of a mask similiar to those used in progressive liturgies. The unnamed archaeologist has reportedly stated that it’s comforting to know that the world’s first Church was committed to the “Spirit of Vatican II”.
Larry made us laugh yesterday as well with his comment on Matthew’s post on the doomsday prophecy for yesterday in If You’re Reading This You’re Probably Dead. Larry wrote:
Doomsday is today? I hope I have enough time to type my comment because it’s going to be interesting and entertai
The classics are classics for a reason. Thanks Larry and keep up the good work!
June 13, 2008 at 9:07 pm
that’s really funny. Good job.
June 13, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Now I recall where I’ve seen those puppet faces before. Remember the famous “Face on Mars”. Martians are responsible for the liturgical abuses. http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2001/ast24may_1.htm
June 14, 2008 at 12:50 am
Are we content to assume that all Martians are heretics? We should not! Some of my best friends are Martians… (Well, alright, I’m exaggerating there)… and remain fiercely loyal to Rome — which, let us remember, includes among its many processional sites the Campus Martius. QED.
— Smiter the Archdeacon
June 14, 2008 at 3:05 am
And don’t forget Ray Walston – my favorite Martian.