We Laugh Because We Believe

Month June 2008

My Ears Turn Off

Overheard: Six year old to younger sister: You never hear anything.Five year old: I know. It’s weird. Sometimes my ears turn off when people start talking to me. This is completely believable to me as I took her in to… Continue Reading →

I’m A Kitty Genovese American

Maybe I’m in a mood but I fear that we’re losing. But then again maybe we always were. Maybe we’re supposed to lose in order to get better later. Right now, same sex couple are marrying in California and some… Continue Reading →

The Ingenuity of Devout Oxymorons

Some words just do not belong together. When two words with seemingly opposite meanings are juxtaposed we call it an oxymoron. When someone does it in defense of an indefensible position, plain ol’ moron will do just fine. Douglas Kmiec… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – June 16, 2008

Watch This and Save Your Marriage—The only boy band you’ll ever need to see EU: America Overrun With Small Invaders—European scientists puzzled over strange mute creatures. Sects and the Committee—Fundamentalism comes in different forms. The Moment – Damian Thompson Speaks—Journalist… Continue Reading →

Watch This and Save Your Marriage

At your 50th wedding anniversary brunch, friends and neighbors will ask you the secret to staying married. First, you’ll say, “don’t marry someone of the same sex” but then second you can play this song for them.

EU: America Overrun With Small Invaders

With the demographics of Europe in free fall, some social experts and scientists from Europe traveled to America last week on a fact finding mission to discover why America’s population was stable and even increasing. The scientists were shocked to… Continue Reading →

Sects and the Committee

The next general assembly of the Synod of Bishops, scheduled for Rome in October, will take on the issue of Catholics reading the Bible through a fundamentalist lens. I thought that most Catholics have avoided this by avoiding reading the… Continue Reading →

Weekend on CMR – June 14-15, 2008

The Moment – Damian Thompson Speaks—Journalist sets the scene when the Cardinal said “Latin Mass for All” Latin Mass: Not Some Parishes – All Parishes!!—In a stunning press conference, Cardinal reveals Pope’s master plan! Not a joke!! I Am Only… Continue Reading →

The Moment – Damian Thompson Speaks

Following up on the incredible news that the Traditional Latin Mass, now called the Gregorian Rite, will return to all parishes. Damian Thompson, in a comment at Fr. Z’s WTDPRS sets the scene for us when he heard the words… Continue Reading →

Latin Mass: Not Some Parishes – All Parishes!!

In a stunning press conference given in England during his visit to that country, Cardinal Dario Castrillon Hoyos President of the Pontifical Commission Ecclesia Dei, said that, according to The Telegraph, all seminaries must teach priests to say the Mass… Continue Reading →

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