Student Holds Eucharist Hostage
—Steals Eucharist and demands apology.

NYT: Jesus A Fraud! Again
—In a clone of the Jesus ossuary story, NYT discovers more proof Jesus was a fraud.

Drive Thru Church
—Honk If You Love Jesus!

Rescued By Faith
—Hostage returns home after answered prayers of Colombian President.

Heroic Virtue for Love of Life
—Polish sports star gives all for the life of her unborn daughter.

Novus Ordo 2.0
—Rumored commission to reform the liturgy needs a name.

Obama: Mental Stress Can’t Justify Late Abortion
—I don’t believe him at all but I’m still stunned.

Brideshead Revisited Revisited
—God was edited out.

Annoy Me and Go Directly to Jail
—New Law Forbids Annoying Catholics. I’m liking it!

When Liturgical Puppets Attack!
—”Look Behind You!” They Cried. But It Was Too Late.

Georgetown Loses Feith
—Conservatives need not apply.

I’m A Wii Catholic
—Going through the motions but accomplishing little.