Now that the Obama camp has come out with the claim that Obama didn’t know William Ayers history as a terrorist bomber, we here at CMR want to lend a hand. Here are the “Top Ten Excuses I Didn’t Know My BFF (Best Friend Forever!) Willy Ayers Was a Terrorist”
9) Jeremiah Wright vouched for him.
8) I’ve always been a supporter of Don’t Ask Don’t tell.
7) There was nothing about it in the Indonesian Press at the time.
6) It wasn’t on the teleprompter.
5) I thought Republicans would like him because he’s bitter and into guns.
4) I was busy that day picking up my $105,849 check from Fannie Mae with my good buddies Doodad Pro and Good Will.
3) I thought terrorists all had names that sounded like…well…mine.
2) How was I supposed to know? After all, he looked like all the other guys on the dollar bill.
1) I really did know and I’m LYING.