Now that the Obama camp has come out with the claim that Obama didn’t know William Ayers history as a terrorist bomber, we here at CMR want to lend a hand. Here are the “Top Ten Excuses I Didn’t Know My BFF (Best Friend Forever!) Willy Ayers Was a Terrorist”

10) Community organizing takes up a lot of time.

9) Jeremiah Wright vouched for him.

8) I’ve always been a supporter of Don’t Ask Don’t tell.

7) There was nothing about it in the Indonesian Press at the time.

6) It wasn’t on the teleprompter.

5) I thought Republicans would like him because he’s bitter and into guns.

4) I was busy that day picking up my $105,849 check from Fannie Mae with my good buddies Doodad Pro and Good Will.

3) I thought terrorists all had names that sounded like…well…mine.

2) How was I supposed to know? After all, he looked like all the other guys on the dollar bill.

1) I really did know and I’m LYING.