An image sent back from the Red Planet has revealed an object bearing an uncanny resemblance to a wooden log. It was captured by the Mars Rover near the Endurance Crater.
The find has excited conspiracy theorists who say it’s evidence there are forests on Mars that have been kept from the public.
Duh! Of course there’s wood on Mars. What else do you think the house of the Bigfoot on Mars is made of?
December 6, 2008 at 3:16 pm
This is all part of the Vatican / Masonic / Templar / CIA conspiracy to…to…something or other. But, like, y’know, it’s in the Lost Books of the Bible, and, like, y’know, stuff.
— Mack
December 6, 2008 at 4:38 pm
that was a well researched comment. But I still think Lee Harvey OSwald had something to do with it.
December 6, 2008 at 7:00 pm
So that’s where Noah and his ark went.
December 6, 2008 at 7:17 pm
I hear you can get there following directions in The President’s Book and using a Crystal Skull as a teleportation device to Mars. There you will be met by Sasquatch and the Boogeyman. Naturally, Oswald and Jack Ruby had actually created clones of themselves which would only last a certain amount of time, long enough to do the deeds and a few months afterwards, meanwhile they made their escape and jointly have a lemonade stand just a dozen or so fathoms from the plank.
December 7, 2008 at 12:28 pm
It’s Bush’s fault.
December 11, 2008 at 12:39 am
LOL!