We Laugh Because We Believe

Month January 2009

Two Headlines: I See a Link

Ok. These two stories happen in the same week? You don’t need to be Columbo to figure out a connection. Reuters says: Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery. Vigilantes took the black and… Continue Reading →

Pelosi: Birth Control Boosts the Economy

Your favorite grandmother Nancy Pelosi defended the inclusion of millions of dollars being spent on birth control in Obama’s new economic “stimulus” package by claiming “contraception will reduce costs to the states and to the federal government.” So that’s what… Continue Reading →

The President’s Pockets

I came across this photograph of Obama showing what he keeps in his pockets… Did you notice the Miraculous Medal among the trinkets and charms? Pray it does him some good.

This Pitcher is a Champion

O.K. We all know the horror stories about athletes gone wild. But ESPN has a spectacular story about an extraordinary family. Phillies pitcher Jamie Moyer went to Saint Joseph’s University in Philadelphia. It seems they might have taught him something… Continue Reading →

Weekend on CMR – January 24-25, 2008

Where Do We Go From Here?—What comes next for the SSPX? Ex-Communication Lifted—It’s Official Why Were UFO’s at the Inauguration?—Video evidence and CMR’s explanations of the visit. New Age of Bipartisanship?—It’s the cockiness, stupid. Judge Bans ‘Secondhand Jesus’—Federal judge now… Continue Reading →

Where Do We Go From Here?

So now that the decree of latae sententiae excommunication has been lifted on the four Bishops of the SSPX, where do we go from here. This is certainly not the end of the saga with the SSPX, but most assuredly… Continue Reading →

Ex-Communication Lifted

Decree of the Congregation for Bishops By way of a letter of December 15, 2008 addressed to His Eminence Cardinal Dario Castrillón Hoyos, President of the Pontifical Commission Ecclesia Dei, Mons. Bernard Fellay, also in the name of the other… Continue Reading →

Why Were UFO’s at the Inauguration?

So lots of folks out there are pretty disturbed by a UFO attending the Inaugural. CMR thinks there are several reasonable explanations: 10) They were actually looking for Dennis Kucinich but he was wearing his tinfoil hat so he couldn’t… Continue Reading →

New Age of Bipartisanship?

So this must be the new age of bipartisanship everyone’s talking about. The only thing Obama left out was the Touchdown Shuffle. Now, just imagine yourself that George W. Bush had said this to congressional Democrats. The screams of indignation… Continue Reading →

Today On CMR – January 23, 2009

Judge Bans ‘Secondhand Jesus’—Federal judge now outlaws moment of silence because someone might try to pray. Williamson In A NUTshell—The only paragraph you will ever need to read on the Bonkers Bishop. Benjamin Gump Or Forrest Button?—This is pretty hilarious…. Continue Reading →

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