You know when you poke around other blogs and you suddenly discover a blog you can’t believe you didn’t know about. Well, I just found “Sardonic Catholic Dad” and it had one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while.

Just a reminder that you should check you kids homework before they turn it in.
Look at the picture and then read the mother’s explanation to her daughter’s teacher. (names left out for privacy)

Dear (Teacher),

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely, Mrs. …(Mother)

So go check out Sardonic Catholic Dad. I’m heading over there now as well.