We Laugh Because We Believe

Month May 2009

The “Hitler Youth” Watch

With Pope Benedict’s upcoming trip to Israel, The CMR Institute of Media Studies is instituting the “Hitler Youth” Watch. Our trained professionals (monkeys who like to pretend to read the newspaper) are standing by and counting the number of times… Continue Reading →

Vatican Newspaper Does Rope-a-Dope

Ron Howard has been trying to pick a fight with the Catholic Church for weeks, saying boo-hoo the mean old Catholic Church wouldn’t let me film in their churches and complaining that they tried to stop the premiere of the… Continue Reading →

State ov Catholic Edukashun

Bishop James Wall was recently installed as Bishop for the Diocese of Gallup. This is the good news. We have very high hopes for the Bishop and hear wonderful things about him. Now for the bad news. He has a… Continue Reading →

Scariest Quote of the Day

I just read something that gave me chills. It was in a Q and A interview in the San Fran Chronicle with a writer named Ayelet Waldman who wrote “Bad Mother: A Chronicle of Maternal Crimes, Minor Calamities, and Occasional… Continue Reading →

We’re Doomed! Doomed I Say!

Are you worried about health care in this country? Afraid of how your family can handle a catastrophic illness? Don’t worry. Everything is going to be fine. Jessica Alba and the girl who played “Felicity” are here to fix everything…. Continue Reading →

Fr. Reese Is A Disingenuous Lying Jerk

No other way to say it. Fr. Thomas Reese in a lying disingenuous jerk. Honestly, I get tired even fisking this garbage. It is all just so stupid! Memo to Bishops: No One Is ListeningTHIS CATHOLIC’S VIEWBy Thomas J. Reese,… Continue Reading →

Obama’s Credit Crunch

One of the biggest problems with the economy right now is that there’s been a credit freeze and lenders are reluctant to lend money. So the government got involved and started throwing money at the lenders to get them to… Continue Reading →

Bishop Blair Takes Batty Practice

Bishop Leonard Blair of Toledo, Ohio got wind that the batty Sisters of St. Francis in Tiffin were planning a three day workshop by New Ways Ministry, a Maryland-based organization that describes itself as “a gay-positive ministry of advocacy and… Continue Reading →

What Does God Look Like?

Igniter Media does some quality work.

Decriminalizing Infanticide

A Catholic state legislator in Texas has introduced shocking new legislation that would effectively reduce infanticide to a fineable offense for the first 12 months of a baby’s life. The bill states that if a mother kills her own child… Continue Reading →

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