One second baby, Mama’s updating her Facebook status.
Give me your best captions.
February 15, 2010
February 15, 2010 at 8:15 pm
BRB i hav 2 fd bby
(here is the translation- "Be right back I have to feed the baby"
February 15, 2010 at 8:44 pm
"She looks just like you, We love you!"
That is the text the new Mom is sending to Daddy, who is defending his country with his life, so far away, and just received the news.
Works as a caption for me.
February 15, 2010 at 9:53 pm
"No, I said it's time to put the baby on your 'teat', not your 'tweet'!"
February 15, 2010 at 11:00 pm
Hello, Jimmy Johns ? But I ordered my usual, Classic Turkey Sub, no mayo.
February 16, 2010 at 1:01 am
Epidurals rock! They say he'll be born any minute…
February 16, 2010 at 2:14 am
February 16, 2010 at 3:17 am
Come on. :/ It looks to me like the (smiling) nurse is holding up the baby for a photo.
February 16, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Lovin' Elaine's comment. I'm just saying.
February 16, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I'll have to go with Elaine on this one.
February 16, 2010 at 6:37 pm
"Just a sec … downloading "Baby Brain" to my iPhone…"
(Baby Brain: yet another iPhone app, this one to track feedings and diaper changes. As if the baby doesn't have its own built in alarm!)
February 16, 2010 at 10:29 pm
It's just lahk mah sister Praileen and uhther sister Rayleen said: "babies make the best accessories."
February 17, 2010 at 6:43 pm
"OK… it says that I should 'push.' Push what?"
February 18, 2010 at 3:11 pm
She's probably calling her lawyer after the OB sliced and diced her female parts and rendered her unable to ever give birth naturally again.
February 18, 2010 at 9:45 pm
"… but I was only in here for a knee reconstruction! I'm calling my lawyer!"
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