Well now Former Father Cutié is now an actual father to a cutie of his own.
Remember, the one to truly feel sorry for here is the baby. Not because her father wasn’t much of a Father and kind of a unfaithful jerk. Not because she has a silly last name that requires you to be extra pretty or be picked on forever. Those things are bad enough, but to be born an Episcopalian too? That’s just adding insult to injury.