Conservative witches casting spells against those in government trying to raise their taxes? And libs thought the Tea Party was bad.
MOGOSOIA, Romania (AP) — Solace for world leaders trying to enforce painful austerity measures: At least you’re not running Romania.
Angry witches are using cat excrement and dead dogs to cast spells on the president and government who are forcing them to pay taxes. Also in the eye of the taxman are fortune tellers, who should have seen it coming.
And President Traian Basescu isn’t laughing it off.
Neither would I. Did you get a look at that witch lady? She’s straight out of every wolfman movie I’ve ever seen. I’m gonna’ have nightmares for a week. And let’s face it, if someone hates you so much they’re willing to play with cat poop and dead dogs that’s someone to worry about.
Update: I think I deserve kudos for getting through a whole post about witches without making a Nancy Pelosi joke. Impressive, huh?
HT The Blaze
January 6, 2011 at 12:27 pm
You think the Government of Romania are running Romania? I'm not sure even they believe that! Good spot.
January 6, 2011 at 6:45 pm
I got impressed with you because you made the comment about deserving kudos and what it was for…but having finished the post I wonder if that qualifies as a Pelosi joke…
January 6, 2011 at 7:12 pm
No Christine O'Donnell joke either?
January 7, 2011 at 12:38 am
Are Catholics and Witches the same? Both group like dressing up in mid-evil costumes, drinking blood and eating human bodies. Both group are very strange, but America is a free country. We can believe what we want to believe.
January 7, 2011 at 4:51 am
Jesus said:"Do this in memory of me" Make sure what you believe is the TRUTH
January 7, 2011 at 5:45 am
Catholics pray for the salvation of witches as well as ignorant, bigoted trolls – wait, that's an oxymoron – trolls are by definition ignorant, bigoted – wherever they live. We pray for the conversion of trolls. Watch it, anonymous you might find yourself crossing the Tiber!
January 7, 2011 at 1:33 pm
I was thinking that, although anon 7:38 is attempting to be obnoxious, they actually might be more aware of the Truth than they realize. There are plenty of people who are believers in Jesus (or who say they are) who don't get that primary distinction.