You wanna’ be scared. No one and I mean no one will be able to read this post and see this video and remain unmoved. And when I say you’ll be moved I mean you’ll be horrified.
The AP reports the most foreboding lede I’ve ever read:
The Hubble Space Telescope got its first peek at a mysterious giant green blob in outer space and found that it’s strangely alive.
The bizarre glowing blob is giving birth to new stars, some only a couple million years old, in remote areas of the universe where stars don’t normally form.
Yup. A green blog…no wait…an ALIVE green intergalactic blog is traipsing across the universe making stars.
It just worries me. Don’t know why. Just does. I’m not afraid to admit that alive green intergalactic star-pooping blobs scare me. You know why? Because if these exist, what the heck else is out there? Bigfoot and the Montauk Monster don’t seem like much of a stretch now do they?
But I assure you that is not the scariest thing out there. This video may be. And be sure to watch it until the end because it gets so much more horrific at the end. So much more: