My four year old watched this commercial and pointed to it and said, “Dad! That’s inappropriate. Kids shouldn’t put that on their Christmas list…but can I?”

What is wrong with the world that this could possibly be selling?

If you buy this for your kid, consider yourself banned from this blog. We have no investigative capability here at CMR anymore because of the bad economy so we can’t check up on you guys like we did in the 90’s but we trust that if you buy this toy you will ban yourself. And you should probably hide away from polite society.