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Month January 2012

A Santorum Victory! Who Else Won?

Yeah Santorum technically lost by eight votes in Iowa last night but if you can’t see that last night was a huge victory for former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum you’re just not paying attention. And here’s the thing -it’s possible… Continue Reading →

Turn off the Hulu, Save America

America is being pulled apart at the seams. It’s a technological balkanization. America has become a bizarro Babel. In Babel, everyone was talking but nobody could understand each other. But in America it’s now the opposite. Nobody’s even allowed to… Continue Reading →

Iowa Caucus Open Thread

We will post updates and comments here. Feel free to post your thoughts as well. 12:31 PM ET. Ridiculous. Rick up by 5 votes with 98% reporting. It is a tie. 12:25 AM ET. Santorum: Cutting taxes and spending is… Continue Reading →

Muslims Kill Santa!!!

A gang of adherents to the religion of peace have killed Santa Claus. Word has it they’re next to target elves and magical reindeer. The Voice of Russia reports: In Dushanbe, a young man, dressed as Santa Claus, was killed… Continue Reading →

But Santorum Endorsed Specter!!!!!

Newsflash! Rick Santorum endorsed pro-choice Arlen Specter over pro-life Pat Toomey in the 2004 election cycle. In case you were living under a rock you may not have known this. And despite all the years of pro-life service in the… Continue Reading →

Success! Santorum Hit Pieces Begin

You know Rick Santorum is doing well when the AP does a hit piece like this. Here is the lede. Rick Santorum Caught Up In John Ensign Affair: Senate Ethics Report Seven paragraphs later, this sentence “The report’s brief reference… Continue Reading →

Colmes Mocks Santorum’s Dead Child

This absolutely sickens me. It is the lowest of the low. Liberal Alan Colmes mocks Rick Santorum for treating his dead son with dignity. Colmes was suggesting that voters would shun Santorum once they “get a load of some of… Continue Reading →

Generation Porno

In defense of taboo. Liberal intelligentsia circa 1990: “You know, you fundamentalist types are all hung up on sex. If you would just lose your hangups, things would be better. Take pornography for instance, it is the taboo associated with… Continue Reading →

If Jesus Was Born Today

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10 Movies We Don’t Wanna’ See in 3D

The latest craze in Hollywood is releasing older movies in 3D. Star Wars-the Phantom Menace is being released in 3D. That means one more dimension of Jar Jar. That’s extra Jar. Jar Jar Jar. But it got me thinking about… Continue Reading →

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