We Laugh Because We Believe

Month January 2012

In Fairness To Newt

I am on record as no Newt fan, but I must say that the events of the last few days, ABC news, and I have been a little unfair to him. Let’s start with ABC News. Newt is on record… Continue Reading →

Unborn Baby Tebows in the Womb

Hey, CMR hasn’t done a Tebow story in like a week. We’re Jonesing. I love this story even if the image is pretty darn coincidental. Here an unborn baby is seen via ultrasound Tebowing in the womb. You can read… Continue Reading →

51% of US Catholic Readers Will Vote Obama

Well, Obama’s always got the U.S. Catholic readers. Well, a majority of them anyway. Here’s the question that U.S. Catholic posed and then the response: 7. I intend to vote for Barack Obama in the 2012 elections. Yes 51% No… Continue Reading →

Do You Like Us?

Now I know that it took us a while to figure out that this ‘facebook’ fad was gonna stick around a while. I still have a drawer full of MC Hammer pants, so I no longer move quickly on fads…. Continue Reading →

Newt Is A Tool

Who’da thunk it? Newt just secured the polygamist vote over Romney. So the skinny is that Newt asked his second wife for an ‘open marriage.’ Drudge quotes him as saying “You need to share me…” Apparently, like Obama, Newt wants… Continue Reading →

2nd Grader’s Letter About Obama

My dream for the world is for president Obama not to be president ever again. Because he says you can kill babys. And Because that is a dumb law. Click here for the story behind it by Jill Stanek but… Continue Reading →

Abortionomics Study a Fraud

It was billed as a groundbreaking press conference last week by Merle Hoffman, founder and owner of one of the first and largest abortion clinics in the United States and author of Intimate Wars: The Life and Times of the… Continue Reading →

She Turned Me Into A Newt

So I am sure you have heard. ABC has an ‘explosive’ new interview in which Newt second wife is gonna cut him off at the knees by revealing just how big a jerk he is. Considering that we know that… Continue Reading →

Giants Edit Out Postgame Prayer

It’s great to see the Giants celebrating their win over the Green Bay Packers but there’s a funny thing in this video that’s been posted by the Giants. Just as Coach Tom Coughlin and his players kneel to pray, the… Continue Reading →

Dem Wants to Outlaw Pajamas. Seriously.

A Democrat commissioner in Louisiana has announced that he’d like to make wearing pajamas outside illegal. And he’s whining that the “moral fiber in our community is dwindling.” And Commissioner Michael Williams is a believer in the slippery slope because… Continue Reading →

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