We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2012

Bumps In The Road

*subhead*Those bumps are people.*subhead*

The Indian Giver That Keeps On Giving!

Laws are for you little people, not for our grand elites don’tcha know? Elizabeth Warren of the High Cheekbone tribe is an Indian giver that just keeps on giving. It turns out that she may have practiced law in Massachusetts… Continue Reading →

If This Is The Worst It Gets?

Just a quick point. All we have heard the past few weeks is how bad Romney’s campaign has been. How off message. How gaffe prone. Falling apart. In need of an intervention. A rolling calamity. And so on… The State… Continue Reading →

Being a Husband Means…

Being a husband means… …Shamelessly holding her pocketbook in public places while she tries something on. …Redecorating your living room. For no apparent reason. …Being told that your favorite outfit doesn’t actually match. Not even close. Surprise footrubs. And by… Continue Reading →

U.S. Gov’t Only Respects Religions That Kill

The Obama administration is spending $70,000 in Pakistan to assure Muslims there that the U.S. Government respects the religious beliefs of all faiths. In the ad the President says “We reject all efforts to denigrate the religious beliefs of others.”… Continue Reading →

Priest Challenges Homosexuals and Critics

I think this priest gets it just about right. *subhead*Fr. Pontifex.*subhead*

Obama’s Real Flag

By now you have heard that Obama ceded that he is incapable of bringing the change he promised saying ” “The most important lesson I’ve learned is you can’t change Washington from the inside. You can only change it from… Continue Reading →

Mother-Daughter Uterus Transplant

*subhead*Hand-me-down womb.*subhead* I have seen a lot of marginalization of children with artificial reproductive technologies, but I think this may take the cake. Never in my life have I encountered such a callous disregard for the health and well-being of… Continue Reading →

New Hobbit Trailer!!!

This is the one movie I’m excited to see. *subhead*Can’t wait.*subhead*

Custody Of The Eyes, Ninja Style

If you outlaw hot chicks, you only turn hot chicks into outlaws. Or something… An Iranian cleric walking down the street scolded a woman for not covering up enough! She told him to mind his own bizness. When he repeated… Continue Reading →

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