This. Is. CNN.

I didn’t even read this. I saw that Charles Martel on Facebook posted it and I was just all eye-roll about it. But it’s worse than that. This story isn’t news. It’s a campaign ad. Nothing more. We’re supposed to think Biden is Catholic like us. Hey remember the time he said, “If I’m the nominee, Republicans will be sorry. The next Republican that tells me I’m not religious I’m going to shove my rosary beads down their throat.”

So profound.

Ah yes, I also remember his great Christian testimony when he almost bravely mentioned God once. “We hold these truths to be self-evident. All men and women created by — you know, you know, the thing.” The thing. Powerful testimony, huh?

I’m wondering if the Our Father is outdated now. Maybe we should call out to God by saying, “The thing!!!”