Republicans have control of the Senate. Good news, right? But all that means is that Susan Collins, Mitt Romney. and Lisa Murkowski are now in charge of the Senate. Life took a hit this Election Day. A very serious hit.

Yup. This fearsome trio are the powers-that-be. So any issue about life or gender or religious freedom will come down to them. They’re loving this. They are the face of the Republican Party.

I think I just soiled myself.