You can sell your soul at a discount?

Our Black Friday sale continues! All items in our store are 20% off.https://t.co/1yWx2UTu1i pic.twitter.com/VI3Ovpl4SO

— The Satanic Temple (@satanic_temple_) November 27, 2021

Satan takes credit now? Maybe he always did.

Also, the Satanic Temple is very pro-abortion. To be fair, that’s pretty predictable.

TST encourages any member, who is a Texas resident and seeks to perform an abortion ritual, to contact us for legal assistance.

Contact: [email protected] pic.twitter.com/XGVhjBSHE0

— The Satanic Temple (@satanic_temple_) November 24, 2021

So they’re capitalist/pro-abortion types. Hmmm…sounds like the Republican Party to me. Or at least the Chamber of Commerce wing of the Party.

And finally,

The Satanic Ministry Conference starts tomorrow! We’ve got many panels and workshops to share. 1 and 2 day tickets available. Visit https://t.co/PgbDSHiOqJ for full program details and tickets. pic.twitter.com/kjztRRM40K

— The Satanic Temple (@satanic_temple_) November 18, 2021

Ah, the poor guys were still hawking tickets just hours before their kickoff. Doesn’t sound like they were getting a very good response.

It reminds me of one of my favorite lines from the legend Norm Macdonald who said he wasn’t going to attend a well publicized Satanic Mass because:

I for one feel like I can be just as close to Satan on a golf course as I can in some stuffy old Satanic Church.”

Love that joke.