We Laugh Because We Believe

Month January 2022

Finally! A Covid Treatment the Media Loves.

Sure hydroxycholoroquine and Ivermectin help prevent Covid from becoming serious but those treatments were either savaged or ignored by the media. But finally, there’s a treatment that the media loves and is willing to report on: Check out the headlines:… Continue Reading →

“Life Goes On” Show Gets a Sequel

Remember this show? It’s baaaaaaack. The Hollywood Reporter: “NBC has handed out a put-pilot commitment to a sequel to the former ABC drama, with original star Kellie Martin attached to reprise her role. The potential series hails from writer/exec producer… Continue Reading →

INSANE!!! 4-Year-Old Cancer Patient Denied Make-A-Wish Over Vax Status

What the… Todd Starnes reports: The Make-A-Wish Foundation refused to grant 4-year-old cancer patient Rocco DiMaggio a wish to go to Disneyworld because he is not vaccinated. His age group, which includes his younger 2-year-old brother, is not eligible for… Continue Reading →

Stasi Starter Kit? White House Creates Database of Unvaxxed Who Request Religious Exemptions

Nothing to see here. Just your friendly government deep state types collecting lists of names of people who just won’t listen and are into all that oogedy-boogedy religious stuff that makes people… unruly. In completely related news, The Justice Department… Continue Reading →

Catholic Twitter Reacts Hotly as USCCB Sets ‘Woke’ Tone in Viral Synod Tweet

Nothing stirs the religious passions like talk of “accompaniment” and “inclusivity,” am I right? That’s what you might think if you were reading the USCCB’s Twitter account yesterday. Here’s what they tweeted: Here are seven attitudes we can all adopt… Continue Reading →

My Daughter’s Fish Died. Now What? (Updated)

OK. My daughter is home from college. She’s had a goldfish named Kevin for a few months. She won him. Her roommates won fish too but they promptly died within days as fish tend to do. But Kevin survived. And… Continue Reading →

LifeNews: Principal Raped Teen Girl, Planned Parenthood Aborted Her Baby and Sent Her Back to Him

If only middle school principals could marry this never would’ve happened. Sickening. Yet totally predictable. But please remember educators and Planned Parenthood have only your child’s best interests at heart. And please also recall that your taxpayer money supports both… Continue Reading →

Another Babylon Bee Prophecy Fulfilled. This One is Horrifying.

It’s getting more difficult to satire the 21st century because we are becoming increasingly absurd. This one is horrifying though. I almost think it has to be satire but then again, probably not. Another one of our @TheBabylonBee prophecies fulfilled… Continue Reading →

This Pig Heart Transplant Has Massive Downside

In a medical first, doctors transplanted a pig heart into a patient in a last-ditch effort to save his life and a Maryland hospital said Monday that he’s doing well three days after the highly experimental surgery. Pigs are predictably… Continue Reading →

Speedskater Brittany Bowe gives her 500m Olympic spot to friend & teammate Erin Jackson

This is pretty awesome. After slipping in the women’s 500m at U.S. Speed Skating Trials, it appeared as though world No. 1 Erin Jackson would miss out on the Winter Olympics… until her childhood friend and teammate Brittany Bowe stepped… Continue Reading →

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