Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 22 September 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Shout Your Abortion Necklaces Available

I couldn’t think of something more disgusting than this. The website “Shout Your Abortion” is selling necklaces that say “Abortion Pills Forever.” Hey, they might as well monetize the baby’s death, amiright?

The website says, “Where do we want abortion pills? Everywhere! When will we use them? Forever! This necklace is a little bit dainty and more understated than our nameplate versions–great for layering and for those days where you want to keep the mission close to your heart while keeping it lowkey.”

Low key? Yeah, super subtle. Nothing screams “class” like a body count.

It’s fittingly dark and ugly, don’t you think?

They shout their abortions to drown out their incessantly whispering conscience.

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