Gee, I hope those crack users who are given new pristine crack pipes are wearing masks when they smoke crack. It’d be a shame if they were being unhealthy.

Don’t they know what happens when you give charity to those people? If you give them anything they’re just gonna’ go smoke crack. So if the government give them new crack pipes they’re…oh, yeah. Well ok then.

Y’know, at this point I’m just hoping that the crack pipes are made in the U.S. That’s how low the bar is right now.

But anyway, enough of my snark. Look at how ridiculous Snopes is. They say that everything people are saying about the free crack pipe for racial equity story is true but they say it’s not important and therefore it’s “mostly false.”

Check it out:

“One man who stopped lying could bring down a tyranny.” -Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.

Be that man.