Happy Easter everyone. Now sit back while one of those real elite Republican who think they know better than you plays politics with Christianity. It’s disgusting. I love how Matthew Dowd says, “If Jesus was alive today…” Um. He is alive today, puddinhead. Maybe you missed that memo.

Um…when did Jesus try to talk about sex with kindergarteners? I missed that part of the Bible. In fact, I seem to remember Him saying something about “whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him to have a great millstone fastened around his neck and to be drowned in the depth of the sea.”

That doesn’t sound like a groomer.

The good news here is that this entire class has been exposed. So many of the people we thought were on our side turned out to be our enemies. That’s the one great thing Trump did. He revealed the entire system for the swamp that it was.

To paraphrase Will Smith, keep Jesus’ name out your mouth.