We Laugh Because We Believe

Month May 2022

Barack Obama’s Insanely Bad Comment on Uvalde Shooting. What?

You know that guy who breaks into every conversation at a party to talk about what they want to talk about and they use the thinnest segues in the world to bring the conversation back to what they want to… Continue Reading →

Beto O’Rourke Disgustingly and Obviously Plays Politics with Mass Shooting. So Just Another Day in Beto World.

Confirmed. Beto O’Rourke is a sick son of a bitch. He invades a press conference by Governor Abbott on the school shooting to interrupt it and make some headlines. This is sad and obvious and detestable. I couldn’t agree more… Continue Reading →

Somewhere Margaret Sanger Smiles

This is Margaret Sanger smiling. Beware of Margaret Sanger smiling because that usually means African-Americans are losing their lives. The latest news might even make Margaret Sanger dance. According to CNS News: Babies carried by black mothers in 2019 were… Continue Reading →

WaPo Mocks “Thoughts and Prayers” with Cartoon Attacking Pro-Lifers.

When belittling prayers is your go to move after tragedy, you’re probably prizing politics over people. Included in the left’s mocking of “thoughts and prayers” is the assumption that prayers are useless and only legislation can truly solve the problem…. Continue Reading →

Happy Hour 5-24-22

Free Speech for me, not thee. In what world do Catholics not have the right to handle the sacraments the way they choose to? This one, according to some. What would we do without internet experts? This should be CMR’s… Continue Reading →

Pelosi Responds to Abp. Cordileone

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi pushed back Tuesday on the decision by San Francisco’s conservative Catholic archbishop to deny her Communion over her support of abortion rights, saying she respects that people have opposing views but not when they impose them… Continue Reading →

This One Weird Trick Can Save Your From Monkeypox

President Joe Biden had warned that ‘everybody should be concerned about’ monkeypox. And you’re probably worried and sad about this burgeoning pandemic. However, CMR is here to help. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention on Monday alerted gay and… Continue Reading →

Congrats to Princess Jawline for His Surfing Championship?

Ryan Egan won the men’s title at the West Coast Surfing Championships in 2019. But now this man is the new “female” champion Lowerson in this year’s competition, according to MRC. Lowerson commented, “To be the first transgender woman competing… Continue Reading →

Pro-Aborts Have Fallen Oddly Silent. Why?

This is supposed to be the “Summer of Rage,” right? Pro-abortion advocates have called upon the forces of darkness to sweep rage across the country in the name of being able to have consequence free sex with people they don’t… Continue Reading →

Cardinal Whoopi Asks Archbishop Cordileone “How Dare You?”

This madwoman who recently returned to the air after some weird comments about Nazis and Jews, is now wading into safer waters. She’s blasting Catholics. Oh, that’s ok. You see this theological whiz understands Catholic teaching so well that she… Continue Reading →

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