It really doesn’t get more perfect than this. I wonder when in the process of this man, a COO, biting the guy to his arrest and being tossed in jail did it occur to him that this headline would be as awesome as it is.
The Beyond Meat COO arrested for biting man’s nose.
Never go full Armie Hammer!
I’d imagine the guy’s a COO so he must be pretty smart so I’d like to think that as he had a mouth full of schnozzola he already knew this was the perfect headline. But obviously, vegetarianism has driven him mad so who knows.
Exit question: At what point in a fight does biting your opponent’s nose become the way to go? I mean, this fight must have gotten very very real for biting to be cool.
Well, I hope everyone’s alright but I want to thank this guy for a good laugh.