In the next couple weeks, Planned Parenthood will launch a huge 37 foot carbon spewing death carriage in the Illinois area with a waiting room, a standard lab and exam rooms.

This is in response to the Dobbs decision which prompted a number of states to put restrictions on abortions. So if you can’t find your way to the death industry, the death industry will come to your state’s border so you don’t have to be too inconvenienced when deciding on killing your children.

It’ll roughly be the size of this RV but with death inside.

Remember this guy in a cart from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Yeah, it’ll be like this.

But on top of all the deaths taking place inside, this gas guzzling behemoth will be spewing enough carbon into the air to choke all those who survived Planned Parenthood’s grips.

Say, where are all the environmentalists on this topic? Don’t you think they’d be concerned about all the smog this death carriage is spitting out?