Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 29 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Wait. Is Italian a Color Now?

Actor John Leguizamo criticized the casting in Illumination’s upcoming The Super Mario Bros. Movie because he’s upset over its lack of an “actor of color” in the title role, according to Bounding Into Comics.

Mario and Luigi are supposed to be people of color? Since when did Italian become a color?

Here, you literally have an actor Chris Pratt, presumably of European descent, playing a video game plumber of European descent.

But that’s not ok? White people aren’t even allowed to play white people anymore?

Or is this about Chris Pratt being suspected of being a Christian? Gasp. I know, right? Maybe leftists are mad anytime Chris Pratt gets a job.

Oh, and this is John Leguizamo pretending to be Asian in a movie nobody saw called The Pest.

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