You can take two morals to this story. Either one works.
- “Don’t bring your burrito to the crime scene. If, however, you do bring a burrito to the crime scene, finish the burrito so as not to leave DNA at the crime scene.
2. The second moral would be to not bomb pregnancy centers or anywhere for that matter. This one is much simpler with no caveats whatsoever.
Got it?
Wisconsin State Journal: DNA gleaned from a half-eaten burrito led to the arrest in Boston Tuesday of a Madison man charged with the May 2022 firebombing of the Madison headquarters of anti-abortion group Wisconsin Family Action.
Hridindu Sankar Roychowdhury, 29, was arrested at Boston Logan International Airport with a one-way ticket to Guatemala City, according to Timothy M. O’Shea, U.S. attorney for the Western District of Wisconsin. Roychowdhury was charged with attempting to cause damage by means of an explosive.
Who leaves a half eaten burrito at the crime scene. Maybe he was worried about gas and decided to flee? Or maybe he’s just an idiot consumed by hate. Yeah, probably that.