You can take two morals to this story. Either one works.
- “Don’t bring your burrito to the crime scene. If, however, you do bring a burrito to the crime scene, finish the burrito so as not to leave DNA at the crime scene.
2. The second moral would be to not bomb pregnancy centers or anywhere for that matter. This one is much simpler with no caveats whatsoever.
Got it?
Wisconsin State Journal: DNA gleaned from a half-eaten burrito led to the arrest in Boston Tuesday of a Madison man charged with the May 2022 firebombing of the Madison headquarters of anti-abortion group Wisconsin Family Action.
Hridindu Sankar Roychowdhury, 29, was arrested at Boston Logan International Airport with a one-way ticket to Guatemala City, according to Timothy M. O’Shea, U.S. attorney for the Western District of Wisconsin. Roychowdhury was charged with attempting to cause damage by means of an explosive.
Who leaves a half eaten burrito at the crime scene. Maybe he was worried about gas and decided to flee? Or maybe he’s just an idiot consumed by hate. Yeah, probably that.
March 29, 2023 at 2:26 pm
Doing the jobs Americans won’t do?
March 29, 2023 at 6:09 pm
https://www.ncregister.com/cna/breaking-pope-francis-is-hospitalized-with-a-respiratory-infection-vatican-says
Breaking News – Pope Francis hospitalized.
March 30, 2023 at 8:17 am
I thought the burrito detail was hilarious! I mean… talk about sloppy work. A person ruled by their appetites. Not that I can talk, my eating habits lately lean away from salads and toward burritos as well.
Either way, I was shocked to find that it was a bioscience grad student. Wasn’t he too busy with his studies to bomb a pregnancy center? When I was a student, this was the furthest thing from my mind- committing a crime- I wanted to keep my head down, get my degree and get a high paying job! That was 20 years ago though… my how things have changed!
Cowardly too- fleeing the country. He must have been tipped off that he was going to be accused.
Hoist by his own petard.
March 30, 2023 at 12:49 pm
I think he might be the guy who prepared the burrito.