Much like all those vandalisms of churches and pro-life clinics across the country, the mystery of the thee bag of cocaine discovered in the White House may prove to be a mystery without a solution.

CBS Needs reports rather quickly: “The Secret Service is leading a full review of how the substance got into the West Wing, law enforcement officials said, including examining cameras and entrance logs to determine who had access to the space. Officials caution this will be a challenging investigation, and while there are some cameras in the West Wing, it’s unclear if anyone was captured on those cameras with the bag of cocaine.”

Is it normal for the Secret Service to throw up their hands so quickly in an investigation? It would be like giving up after the first round in the “Clue.”

My personal first guess might be “Hunter Biden in the Library with the vial.”