Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 15 September 2026

Creative
Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Wait. You’re Threatening Us with Chastity?

I’ve seen a number of young women crying into their phones in the past twenty four hours. What is it with young people? They feel sad and reach for their phone to record their sadness and blast it out to their friends and families? What instinct is that?

But anyway, these young women have been vowing to stop having sex with strange men in protest of Trump’s election and their belief that he wants to ban abortion. Soooooooooo…let me get this straight. You’re not going to have sex with strange men who you don’t particularly like because you don’t want to need an abortion? And you’re threatening people who have been preaching chastity this entire time with…chastity?

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