Even as Pope Francis hangs on by half a lung and boomer prayers, he managed to get in one last “Screw You!” to the Church in the US. Cardinal McElroy, butt bestie of Cardinal McCarrick and cover-up-er of rapes, has been installed as Archbishop of Washington DC. Ordinarily a Bishop would have to up his corruption game to b competitive in Washington DC, but McElroy comes in as a pro-bowler.

My buddy Michael Hichborn sums it up: