Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the man formerly known as Prince Andrew, has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. Police say King Charles’s brother is in custody and officers are carrying out searches at his various addresses.

It comes after Thames Valley Police said they were assessing a complaint over the alleged sharing of confidential material by the former prince with late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

So, we’re still ignoring the massive Satanic sex trafficking ring that dominates the strata of the rich and powerful? Got it? I’m thinking the evidence against Andrew was so massive and he was so obviously guilty of horrible horrible things, that he had to go down for something. So they arrested him for sharing information.

IN short. Good news: An icky pervy powerful person is off the street. Bad News: We’re still pretending the Epstein Files only point to illegal file sharing.