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Author matthew archbold

Obama Campaign: “Vote Like Your Lady Parts Depend on It.”

This is just disgusting. The Obama campaign put this up on their Tumblr account. Is this really befitting a presidential campaign. After Rush talked about it, they took it down and they’re saying some garbage that it didn’t go through… Continue Reading →

In Honor of Hunting Season

Patrick is right now sitting in a tree in the middle of the woods right now waiting for some dopey deer to come within a few yards of him so he can put an arrow into its vitals. So in… Continue Reading →

Why the Debate is Important and Those “Undecided.”

I have great hope for Wednesday night’s debate. Right now, the race seems pretty close. Maybe Mitt’s behind a little bit. But I’ve got to tell you, there’s something about that five percent undecided that makes me wonder. Don’t you… Continue Reading →

Abortion Clinic Closes, Blames Catholics

This is huge news from the Daily News. An abortion clinic has closed in the abortion capitol of the world New York City. And why? The landlord is blaming Catholics. They would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for… Continue Reading →

A Disillusioned 7 Year Old’s First Shower

My seven year old boy has been bugging me to shower instead of taking a bath for a few days now. Now, there’s the kind of bugging that normal human beings are capable of. But this pales in comparison to… Continue Reading →

Tolerance Nazis Threaten Gay Actor

This totally figures. Remember last week when actor Rupert Everett who everyone remembers from “My Best Friends Wedding” said he didn’t think that gays adopting was such a great idea. Well you’d think that being an openly gay man himself… Continue Reading →

Lady Gaga Says Nobody Cares About Pope’s View of Marriage

Lady Gag is at it again. In a world where she’s surrounded by people who hate the pope and heart gay marriage, she’s bravely come out against the Pope and for gay marriage. How brave. What’s with her? She doesn’t… Continue Reading →

Everyone Loves a Baby

I brought my godson, a four month old baby, to my daughter’s volleyball game. Bringing a baby anywhere is like being a bodyguard/spokesperson for a moody celebrity. You have to clean up their messes. People want to come up to… Continue Reading →

Obama Suggests Postcard Asking Mom for Birth Control $$$, CMR Responds

The Obama Campaign suggests an eCard For Women: “Dear Mom, Can I Borrow $18,000 To Pay For My Birth Control?”… CMR responds: ‘Nuff said. HT Weasel Zippers *subhead*Fun with Obama.*subhead*

Post-Natal Abortions Community. Is This Website Some Kind of Joke?

I came across this website and have to think it’s a joke or some kind of fundraising scheme. At least I hope it is. It’s called the Post-Natal Abortions Community. I’m praying it’s a sick joke. Here’s what they write:… Continue Reading →

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