We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

Save the Tofurkey!!

Vegetarians around the planet were horrified to learn today that the popular Thanksgiving dish for vegetarians called Tofurkey doesn’t actually derive from the vegetarian bean curd known as Tofu but from a very small and extraordinarily cute endangered species called… Continue Reading →

Bishop Lori on “Immediate and Palpable Threats to Religious Freedom”

CMR kudos to Bishop William Lori, Chairman of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, who joined Fox and Friends to speak about the disappearing religious freedoms in this country right now. He said, according to Fox News, that while he’s… Continue Reading →

Kmiec Defends Obama

Catholics hatin’ on Obama? That can’t stand. So Captain Kmiec, Obama apologist, flies in to the rescue in the pages of the National Catholic Reporter. National Catholic Reporter: Sometimes one is tempted to say a plague on both your houses…. Continue Reading →

Plummer: Tebow Should Shut it About Jesus

Former Denver QB Jake Plummer attempts to prove he’s a jerk. Succeeds wildly. In an interview recently, he was asked about Tim Tebow, who is succeeding despite pretty much every sports analyst calling him “garbage.” Plummer said Tebow was a… Continue Reading →

Now That’s a Catholic College!

The President of Belmont Abbey College President said he would close the college before submitting to the HHS mandate that would require them to provide coverage for contraceptives and sterilization procedures, according to Campus Notes. Now that’s a Catholic college!… Continue Reading →

If Batman Were OWS

This Bat-signal type symbol was shone on a building during the Occupy Wall Street madness a few days ago. It got me wondering though what an OWS superhero would be like. Bruce Wayne is clearly part of the 1% so… Continue Reading →

Will Newt’s Conversion to Catholicism Change His Perspective on ESC?

In the past, Newt Gingrich has been for federal funding of embryonic stem cell research, according to quotes that Ramesh Ponnuru unearthed today on The Corner. In 2001, during the same time that President Bush was being pushed to federally… Continue Reading →

A Thanksgiving Play You Wouldn’t See at a Public School

Today, my four year old and I went to see my six year old in the first grade Thanksgiving play at our local parish school. It’s nice because all the grades comes down to watch it too and since I… Continue Reading →

Contraception is Like Communism

The contraceptive culture is like communism. It doesn’t work in long term real world application and only exacerbates the exact problems they were meant to fight. When things get worse we’re told it’s just human error. And its failure is… Continue Reading →

Pamela Anderson Playing the Virgin Mary Says It All

Pamela Anderson, the silicon enhanced sex tape star and Playboy centerfold, will be playing the Virgin Mary in a sketch comedy show that will appear on the Comedy Network and in Canada. Anderson will play the mother of Jesus opposite… Continue Reading →

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