We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

Why I Won’t Join the Church of Matt

Here’s the thing. I remember when I was a kid a new development was being built and the houses were modern. To a 12 year old, they were really cool. I remember asking my mother if we could move there…. Continue Reading →

Some Non Sequitirs on Sarah and Obama

– I’m not sure why Sarah Palin felt the need to do that interview about media bias. What does she gain from it? To those who don’t like her it will come across as whining. To those in the “I… Continue Reading →

Is He Not In On The Joke That He Is?

“I just love that rug.” That’s what former President Bill Clinton said to President Bush, as he looked down at the pale gold rug with sunbeam design at the President’s luncheon this week. Is it just me or should Bill… Continue Reading →

PETA Gives Me a Great Idea!

Peta, the animal rights lunatics, are running an ad campaign seeking to change the name of fish to…(wait for it)…sea kittens. I’m not kidding. This is from Peta’s website: People don’t seem to like fish. They’re slithery and slimy, and… Continue Reading →

Palin Calls Olbermann Evil

O.K. Another reason to love Sarah Palin. According to John Ziegler, who was granted an interview with Sarah at her home in Alaska, she had a very strong reaction to see a picture of infamous MSNBC lunatic Keith Olbermann: If… Continue Reading →

Gupta And The Rest of the Talking Heads

President-elect Barack Obama has offered the job of Surgeon General to Dr. Sanjay Gupta, the CNN Medical correspondent for CNN. So CMR was wondering what other talking heads could be additions to the Obama White House and predicting how that… Continue Reading →

The Greatest Video Ever

If this doesn’t win an Oscar for best movie, I’m cancelling my Oscar party next year. And a little note – I’ll make the same caveat that Danielle Bean did. It’s not my child.H/T Danielle Bean

What Choices Do Parents Have?

Is there a difference between a “banned” book and a book that parents decide they don’t want their children to read? Here’s why I ask: According to the Modesto Bee, a teacher in California assigned a book called “Bless Me,… Continue Reading →

Watch if You Have a Daughter

I got this video from Patrick Madrid’s new blog and as a father of four girls this kind of thing has been worrying me lately. I detailed in another post (My Porn-tastic Christmas) about my trip to the mall with… Continue Reading →

Top Ten Christian Bashing Incidents of ’08

A San Francisco Catholic Church had swastikas and other nasty things spray painted on its walls this week due to the Church’s stance on Prop 8. As we all know, the cultural elite of this country have adopted a sickening… Continue Reading →

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