We Laugh Because We Believe

Author matthew archbold

The Pill’s Environmental Damage

What’s a radical liberal to do? To a rational person, holding two ideologies which are in conflict is rather difficult but today’s environmentalists easily juggle mutually exclusive ideals like veteran circus performers. The Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano published a report… Continue Reading →

Obama Has to Get Tough…With Israel?

The liberal left which includes the media has grown alarmingly anti-semitic in the past decade. Their reflexive position is almost always to fault Israel. Newsweek published an opinion piece this week that really takes the cake. The writer begs Obama… Continue Reading →

Weekend on CMR – January 3-4, 2008

Help Needed: Christ Rose “Again”?—A question for the CMR geek squad. Nobody Likes Bland Benedict—UK Times says nobody’s coming to see the Pope because he’s just an old grumpy meany pants. WaPo: Iraq War Is Over! Just in Time—From quagmire… Continue Reading →

Nobody Likes Bland Benedict

The UK Times must have realized suddenly that they hadn’t besmirched Pope Benedict XVI in weeks so they quickly cobbled together a ridiculous piece claiming essentially that nobody goes to see poor Pope Benedict anymore. Why? Oh it’s because he… Continue Reading →

WaPo: Iraq War Is Over! Just in Time

The front page of the Washington Post today declared the War in Iraq over. Who’d a thunk it, huh? Not even two months after the presidential election the media is finally discovers that Baghdad is safer than some American cities…. Continue Reading →

The Biggest Ball Drops of ’08

In commemoration of the ball dropping last night, CMR has meticulously created a list of the biggest ball drops of the past year. 1) THE MEDIA – The media in this election year fell just a teensy bit short of… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – January 1, 2009

Satan: 2008 Was a Good Year For Me—The dude with the pitchfork details his best year in memory. A Book Worth Reading in 2009—If you need a good read for the new year, DMac has the answer. Of Wikipedia ,Hammers,… Continue Reading →

Satan: 2008 Was a Good Year For Me

Hi! Satan here. 2008 is gone and I’m quite frankly feeling a little sad about it. I don’t expect sympathy but looking back at the past year I’m stunned how productive I was and how great things went. I haven’t… Continue Reading →

I Guess We Don’t Need God’s Help

You remember Michael Newdow, the spotlight seeking atheist who filed the lawsuit against the use of “under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance. He’s now seeking the removal of “so help me God” from the oath to be read by… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – December 30, 2008

New York Times Loves Religion—Times reports on study about the superior self control of the religious. Idiots Love Rainbows—The colorful symbol of hopeless halfwits. Polygamists Sue to Redefine “Couple”—How many more broken hearts will we accept for a narrow definition… Continue Reading →

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