Author matthew archbold
Overheard: Six year old to younger sister: You never hear anything.Five year old: I know. It’s weird. Sometimes my ears turn off when people start talking to me. This is completely believable to me as I took her in to… Continue Reading →
Maybe I’m in a mood but I fear that we’re losing. But then again maybe we always were. Maybe we’re supposed to lose in order to get better later. Right now, same sex couple are marrying in California and some… Continue Reading →
At your 50th wedding anniversary brunch, friends and neighbors will ask you the secret to staying married. First, you’ll say, “don’t marry someone of the same sex” but then second you can play this song for them.
With the demographics of Europe in free fall, some social experts and scientists from Europe traveled to America last week on a fact finding mission to discover why America’s population was stable and even increasing. The scientists were shocked to… Continue Reading →
The older I get the less I feel that I know. But the few things I feel confident in I surely expound on often. Such is the case here. I’ve been thinking about vocations since a good friend admitted to… Continue Reading →
Friday Afternoon Spit-Take—LarryD is bringing the funny. The Church of Jesus Christ of the Lowest Common Denominator—Bishop Trautman still thinks you are stupid. Media Doesn’t Understand Religion—Whose Church? Whose State? If You’re Reading This You’re Probably Dead—Prophet Predicts Doomsday is… Continue Reading →
The Chicago Tribune asks: Have Southern Baptists lost their way? The question I would pose as a logical follow-up would be lost their way to what? The Trib obviously believes that religions should be judged solely on numbers. As a… Continue Reading →
If You’re Reading This You’re Probably Dead—Prophet Predicts Doomsday is Nigh God’s Squishable Creatures—A Tale of Adventure, Suspense, Comedy and Ickyness Greetings From Soviet Canuckistan—Canadian Human Rights Commission is watching. Be afraid, be very afraid. Fr. Andrew Greeley Says You’re… Continue Reading →
Today’s the last day. Too bad. A shame for the wife and kids too, I guess. What? You didn’t hear. Today is doomsday. It’s all over. Kaput. Finis’. Sayonara. Bye-bye. A self-styled prophet from central Texas is giving doomsday predicting… Continue Reading →
I’m driving my eight year old daughter to school. In tow is the six year old girl(now on summer vacation), the five year old girl, the three year old boy, and the almost one year old baby. I don’t know… Continue Reading →