We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Patrick Archbold

There Are No Protestants In The Marathon

When you are suffering at mile 24 of the marathon, some thoughts become crystal clear. As I ran in the Philly marathon this past Sunday, one obvious truth and one question kept popping up in my head. How could anyone… Continue Reading →

A Super Super Committee

So the super committee failed. Miserably. Did anyone expect something different? Look we all knew it never stood a chance. So now we move onto charade #3. Charade #3: Wherein both sides propose legislation to mitigate against the draconian measures… Continue Reading →

Crash & Burn: A Marathon Cautionary Tale

After a five year layoff, I completed my fifth marathon. Yay. Honestly, I thought it might never end. It wasn’t even in my mind. When I first got off the couch just six months ago and began preparing to marathon… Continue Reading →

Home Stretch: In Philly

Well, this is it. I am at Matt’s house and now just mere hours away from the marathon. I am psyched and a little nervous. It has been five years since I have done one of these. We’ll see how… Continue Reading →

Wedding Photo Of Doom

Michael and Nancy wanted to get married. They booked the hall and everything was set to go. Their family and friends gathered at the lodge they had booked for their wedding. When Michael and Nancy were ready for the big… Continue Reading →

My God, My God. Why Hast Thou Left The Gun And Taken The Canoli?

Were I to say to any man between the age of 18 to 60, “Leave the gun, take the canoli,” I would venture to say that 99% would know exactly what I was taking about. Don’t you? Of course, I… Continue Reading →

Looking Old You Say?

The 89 yr old Lady Trumpington let this young whipper snapper know what she thinks of him suggesting that she looks “old.” (Warning: Awesome Two Finger Salute)

CMR Poll: Worst Movies of All Time?

There are some movies that are just so bad that you will never forget them. No matter how much you try. Matt and I count these among some of the worst movies we have ever seen. In no particular order…. Continue Reading →

Startling Video Of Republican Primary Process

This just about says it all.

Waiting Is The Hardest Part

I am going bonkers. I am now just a few days away from the marathon for which I have been preparing for the last six months. My training is done, I can get no fitter. The hay is in the… Continue Reading →

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