We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Patrick Archbold

If It Saves One Life Etc…

This is the new anti-gun mantra. “Sure, we know that our past gun bans have been shown to be completely ineffective, but if our new ridiculous, onerous, and unconstitutional plans save one life, it will be worth it.” What will… Continue Reading →

Economic Consequentialism

The Catholic world has heard a lot on the errors of consequentialism over the past few years. My friend and colleague Mark Shea,in his characteristically subtle way, has often and rightly highlighted the dangers and error associated with this type… Continue Reading →

Dad Hires “Hitmen” To Kill Son, Repeatedly

I like this Dad’s style. A father, in China, was concerned that his 23 yr old son was spending way too much time gaming. So he did what any loving father would do. He hired a bunch of professional hitmen… Continue Reading →

Patrick Will No Longer Be Blogging Here

Patrick will not be blogging here today, or ever again. Instead, he will be changing his name, shooting his television, moving to some place they never heard of football, grow a long beard, and become a fan of synchronized male… Continue Reading →

How To Make A Bomb

Want to know how to make a bomb? Ask Matt Damon. It is such a shocker that his combination of bad science and bad moralizing results in bad box office. His anti-frakking movie “Promised Land” bombed at the box office…. Continue Reading →

It Is The Thought That Counts

When it comes to presents, it is the thought that counts. My five year old daughter loves her dollies. So my mother, ever so thoughtful, gave her a beautiful Christmas present, a stroller. This is no ordinary stroller. This is… Continue Reading →

Signs And Portents

Have you heard about the brilliant comet that is to pass Earth toward the end of this year? They say it will be so bright in the sky, as bright as a full moon, that this is not only a… Continue Reading →

Arrested “Plotting to Celebrate Christmas”

Our Future? Al-Bawaba reports: Saudi religious police stormed a house in the Saudi Arabian province of al-Jouf, detaining more than 41 guests for “plotting to celebrate Christmas,” a statement from the police branch released Wednesday night said. The raid is… Continue Reading →

A Jury Of Your Piers

The superior intellect of Piers Morgan is hard at work these days. Last week he invited people on his show to call them ‘stupid’ because they erroneously believe that the law of the land is the law of the land… Continue Reading →

If You Read Just One Pro Gun Article, Read This

I don’t care if you are pro-gun or think that all guns should be confiscated immediately. If you are at all interested in why good people support gun ownership, read this article. Before you have one more conversation about gun… Continue Reading →

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