We Laugh Because We Believe

Author Patrick Archbold

Speaker Ryan?

Could it really be or wishful thinking? Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House. *subhead*Really?*subhead*

Republicans Are The Most Inept Species Ever

Just when you thought it could not get more feeble and more embarrassing, it did. Republicans, notably John Boehner, manage to turn the jaws of defeat into the jaws of defeat and getting pantsed by the girl you though was… Continue Reading →

New Worst Pageant Answer Ever?

I will tell you who the happiest person is today. Caitlin Upton, Miss Teen South Carolina 2007. You may remember her as giving the worst pageant answer ever. Well, ever ended yesterday as Miss Venezuela from Miss Universe may have… Continue Reading →

The Catholic Position On Gun Control Should Be…

I want you to remember something in the coming weeks and months. Sometimes good Catholics disagree. How I wish there was more quiet time, more time to grieve, before political bloodletting followed upon actual bloodletting. We no longer have room… Continue Reading →

Dear Father Wingit

Do you know Father Wingit? I bet you do. Father Wingit is that priest who has not actually prepared a homily since seminary. Every Sunday, Father Wingit wanders the length of the sanctuary, back and forth and delivers a 30… Continue Reading →

The Single Best Thing You Will Read On Tragedy

I am not even going to excerpt it. It deserves to be read in full. And you Catholics and Christians, stick around to the end. This is the single best piece you will read on reactions to the massacre in… Continue Reading →

Media Lies And Your Guns

It is sad that the nation cannot be granted even the smallest window to grieve without politics coming to the fore. I wish I could just ignore it all, but I can’t because liberty is at stake. What progressives and… Continue Reading →

The Queen James Bible? Oh Yes We Did!

By now you must have heard, some idiots have gone and re-written the bible to be more gay friendly and they call it, the Queen James Bible. I am not making this up. Sooooo… CMR got a sneak peak and… Continue Reading →

All Butterflies Must Die

Have you heard of the Butterfly Effect? In a nutshell, the butterfly effect is the far off, unpredictable, and possibly dramatic consequences of a seemingly small act. It is called the butterfly effect because the concept is often illustrated with… Continue Reading →

Worst FreeThrow Ever!

Dude! Time to find a new sport. *subhead*Time to find a new sport.*subhead*

« Older posts Newer posts »

© 2026 Creative Minority Report — Powered by WordPress

Theme by Anders NorenUp ↑