Patrick will not be blogging here today, or ever again. Instead, he will be changing his name, shooting his television, moving to some place they never heard of football, grow a long beard, and become a fan of synchronized male diving.
Roll Tide!
(P.S. The only thing more embarrassing than the pummeling of Notre Dame was the geriatric Brent Mussberger drooling over AJ McCarron’s girlfriend. McCarron should have beat up Mussberger instead of ND)
PPS. Anybody know where I can buy some really good fake ID, a pipe, and some mustache wax?
January 8, 2013 at 4:30 am
God is smiting ND for inviting Obama as an honored guest. RTR!!
Catherine A.
January 8, 2013 at 10:58 am
You can blog at my place Patrick. No one reads me anyway.
January 8, 2013 at 10:58 am
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January 8, 2013 at 12:01 pm
I was too busy writing against ssm and abortion to watch the game.
January 8, 2013 at 1:41 pm
Touchdown Jesus, why have you forsaken us?
January 8, 2013 at 2:41 pm
Roll Tide!
January 8, 2013 at 3:23 pm
Football, like badminton, golf, and tiddly-winks, is only a game.
January 8, 2013 at 3:40 pm
ND has been dead to me after they honored Obama. So, forget them.
January 8, 2013 at 7:22 pm
I turned it on. I turned it off. I turned it on again..laughed..Didn't really care who won…Went to sleep.
January 9, 2013 at 3:36 am
Been a long time since I've heard or read of so much whoop-de-doo over a football game. If it weren't for the totally awesome commercials, the Super Bowl would be anticlimactic. And even then …