Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 4 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 24 May

    Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That

    Active Homosexuality “Hey, I don’t care what people do behind closed doors. Not my business.” “Two consenting adults can do whatever they want, it is a private matter.” “Not that there is…

  2. 23 May

    Chopped up Prayers

    Last night the kids and I prayed before bed. Seeing the baby in the crib clasping her hands together and speaking gobbledeygook intentions is one of the cutest things ever. And no…

  3. 22 May

    CMR Endorses LarryD

    I was just perusing around the Catholic blogosphere and saw that CMR was locked in a battle with Larry D’s “Acts of the Apostasy” for “Most Hi-freakin-larious” blog in the Cannonball Awards.…

  4. 22 May

    K-Lo On Notre Dame

    National Review’s Kathryn Jean Lopez says that Obama’s speech at Notre Dame muddled the Catholic message…and did nothing to advance the debate.

  5. 22 May

    CMR’s 8 Signs of Apocalypse (Vol XI)

    ══ 1 ══ Robot Morality? We here at CMR are convinced that eventually the robots will turn on us. When it happens, it will happen because of people like Rutgers University philosopher…

  6. 22 May

    Former Fetus Now Pro-Choice

    A former fetus who was decidedly pro-life while in the womb announced today that he’s pro-choice, suspiciously just months after being born. Now outside the womb, the baby who asked not to…

  7. 21 May

    Amazing Fossil Discoveries!

    In a remarkable series of events, scientists have discovered a series of ancient fossils that call into question the very existence of God and religion as we know it! Click Here To…

  8. 21 May

    Flashing on American Idol?

    I allowed my nine year old daughter stay up with me to watch American Idol this year for the first time. I’d never watched it before and we enjoyed it. She was…

  9. 21 May

    I Plead The 10th

    Dear Federal Government,Please stop spending. Please stop regulating. Please stop nationalizing. Please stop greening. Please don’t make California’s problem my problem. I respectfully remind you that you have not been delegated authority…