Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 18 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 27 Feb

    Catholicism Ain’t for Comfort.

    I love when people say you choose Catholicism for comfort. Maybe I’m doing it wrong but I haven’t hit that part yet. Catholicism makes my life harder. Pick up your cross, forgive…

  2. 19 Feb

    Is This Like Arresting Capone on Tax Evasion?

    Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, the man formerly known as Prince Andrew, has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. Police say King Charles’s brother is in custody and officers are carrying out…

  3. 18 Feb

    Should Priests Have to Confess Poor Ash Delivery?

    The priest loomed over me once again like a bouncer. His thumb loaded. Then came the smudge. It’s supposed to be a cross. A simple, dignified reminder that you are dust and…

  4. 16 Feb

    Thou Shall Not Date a Robot.

    OK. Here it is, folks. Thou Shalt Not Date a Robot. I didn’t think we’d hit this level of clown world so fast, but here we are, so I’m officially petitioning the…

  5. 11 Feb

    What’s a Gun-Person?

    Is this where we are? 🚨 BREAKING: Trans shooter opens fire in Canada — 10 dead, 25+ wounded Police are so terrified of "misgendering" they’re calling the suspect a “gun-person” instead of…