Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 5 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 25 Dec

    Today on CMR – December 24, 2008

    Environmentalist Grinches—Gorinches don’t like Christmas lights. Surprise! Bing On The Brain – Part II—Merry Christmas from Father O’Malley Double Header From Fr. Barron: #1 On Christmas—Great stuff. #2 Fr. Barron’s YouTube Heresies,…

  2. 24 Dec

    Environmentalist Grinches

    See. I thought they only hated America. But it turns out that the Gorinches (that’s half Grinch/half Al Gore) hate Christmas too. According to Courier Mail: SCIENTISTS have warned that Christmas lights…

  3. 24 Dec

    Write Your Own Captions!

    Economy Tanks While Paulson Works on his Deniro Imitation Now, even Bush shuns Bush and refuses to take his hand! Who’s this guy? Him? I don’t know him? Wait. This guy here?…

  4. 24 Dec

    Today on CMR – December 23, 2008

    Yes! I Knew We Were Right!—Scientific magazine kicks off the push for legalization of incest! Hooray! I Confess … By Appointment Only—I can get what I want anywhere, but not what I…

  5. 23 Dec

    Yes! I Knew We Were Right!

    All those times we’ve all talked about the slippery slope of gay marriage leading to a lifting on the ban on polygamy and incest, the elites all harumphed and accused us of…

  6. 23 Dec

    I Confess … By Appointment Only

    I have lived in two cities during my life, Boston and New York. In each there was always a place I could go, no matter what the day, where I could go…

  7. 23 Dec

    Best Christmas Songs By Jewish People

    Here’s CMR’s list of The Top Ten Christmas Songs By Jewish people. 1) Neil Diamond-Joy To The World (Neil actually has two Christmas Albums! The chutzpah!)2) Barbra Streisand– O Little Town of…