Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 6 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 25 Nov

    Catholics Need Not Apply (To Catholic School)

    In the diocese of Arlington there exists the reasonable requirement, in my considerably cultivated judgment, that the headmasters of any Catholic school should be Catholic. The Trustees of Notre Dame Catholic High…

  2. 25 Nov

    England Proves Chesterton Right…Again

    Would it be a surprise to GK Chesterton that as faith dwindles in his homeland, belief in the supernatural would soar? OK. Let me thumb through my mental index of Chesterton quotes…

  3. 25 Nov

    Today On CMR – November 24, 2008

    Santa’s a Jerk—He’s no saint. He’s practically Archie Bunker with a beard! Cease The Peace—My suggestions on where to stick the Sign of Peace. Save the Tofurkey!—We are shocked, horrified, and hungry.…

  4. 24 Nov

    Santa’s a Jerk

    Last night, all of a sudden everything became Christmasy around my house. I was going through the house taking down Halloween decorations. (I know it’s late. I know! Don’t you dare judge…

  5. 24 Nov

    Cease The Peace

    As was reported last year, Pope Benedict has asked that the placement of the Sign of Peace be reviewed perhaps placing it earlier where it will be less disruptive to the preparation…

  6. 24 Nov

    Save the Tofurkey!

    Vegetarians around the planet were horrified to learn today that the popular Thanksgiving dish for vegetarians called Tofurkey doesn’t actually derive from the vegetarian bean curd known as Tofu but from a…

  7. 24 Nov

    Weekend On CMR – November 22-23, 2008

    The Last Gasp of the Hippies—Priest faces excommunication for participating in female ordination. Modernly Immaterial—L’Osservatore Romano updates itself to irrelevance. The Culture of Death and Miracle of Life—Must see video about the…

  8. 23 Nov

    The Last Gasp of the Hippies

    Consider this the last gasp of the hippie generation. This entire generation is stunned that they were unable to completely overhaul the Church during their lifetime. They had such success changing academia…

  9. 22 Nov

    Modernly Immaterial

    Even the most frivolous among us would likely agree that we live in dark, dramatic, and disturbed times. Renouncing any call to seriousness or significance, ostensibly demanded by events of the day,…

  10. 22 Nov

    The Culture of Death and Miracle of Life

    Remember Haleigh Poutre. She’s the little girl who was nearly beaten to death by her stepfather and then nearly killed by her doctors and the state in their attempts to remove her…