Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 8 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 24 Jul

    Hillary To Run Against Bush

    Well Hillary is finally getting her chance. She wanted to run her presidential campaign against George W. Bush. And she did. She talked about him 24/7. Except she forgot to beat the…

  2. 24 Jul

    Today on CMR – July 23, 2008

    Seen Souls in Purgatory Lately? The Marytown Mosaics—Under a little stone arch in flames, you will find souls burning for full union with God. Cardinal To Anglicans: Beware Spiritual Alzheimers—Anti-God monsters, spiritual…

  3. 23 Jul

    Cardinal To Anglicans: Beware Spiritual Alzheimers

    Cardinal Ivan Dias, prefect of the Congregation for the Evangelisation of Peoples, who is the most senior Catholic delegate invited to the Lambeth Conference, has diagnosed many Christian communities with “spiritual Alzheimer’s”…

  4. 23 Jul

    If Africa Dies – We Die

    Without a doubt, Africa is a dysfunctional continent. War, poverty, disease, corruption, and immorality abound. For decades the countries of the West, through their governments, private charities, and churches have poured billions…

  5. 23 Jul

    “Fall off the Cliff” Catholic

    A man fell over a cliff, but caught the edge and called for help. “Is anyone up there? God, can you help me?” A deep voice answered: “Let go.” The man said:…

  6. 23 Jul

    Today on CMR – July 22, 2008

    The Vote Obama Can’t Defend—Pro-life whistleblower under attack by nervous Obama defender. Don’t Do Wicca and Chew Gum—Stupid is as stupid does. Boy is this stupid. He’s So Out of Touch!—A short…

  7. 22 Jul

    The Vote Obama Can’t Defend

    The issue of the infamous Born Alive Infant Protection Act was raised recently on CNN for the second time in a month. Seems like this vote won’t just go away, huh? For…

  8. 22 Jul

    Don’t Do Wicca and Chew Gum

    Well, I have always thought that you would have to be an idiot to be a Wiccan. Here is some proof. “Lebanon police investigated an overnight incident in which a woman stabbed…

  9. 22 Jul

    He’s So Out of Touch!

    Dear Media, please correlate this picture with how “out of touch” Pope Benedict XVI is. As you are losing viewers and readers by the thousands, perhaps your “out of touch” accusations are…

  10. 22 Jul

    Today on CMR – July 21, 2008

    T.V. Got A Lot Worse Today—Unshockable judges shock me. Stations of the Cross Come to Life—Magnificent photos from World Youth Day. These Green Popes Are Killing Me—Help! I’m being marginalized by my…