Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 8 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 19 Jul

    Today on CMR – July 18, 2008

    Ten Worst Baby Products EVER!—The absolutely best products to ensure everyone knows you’re the worst parent ever. Batty Babes in Beantown—The Womynpriests are at it again! What Animals Eating Other Animals Taught…

  2. 18 Jul

    Batty Babes in Beantown

    Roman Catholic Womynpriests are up to their play-acting again. This time in Boston. Roman Catholic Womenpriests, who are neither Roman Catholic or Womanpriests, claim to be “ordaining” three additional women. In fact,…

  3. 18 Jul

    Ten Worst Baby Products EVER!

    The Zaky Infant Pillow is by far the creepiest baby product ever. Nothing screams I have no time for my baby like fake hands. This is for when your baby just needs…

  4. 18 Jul

    What Animals Eating Other Animals Taught Me

    While the children assaulted imaginary villains in the front room I had a few moments alone and I clicked on a documentary which consisted of animals bounding, leaping and tearing at each…

  5. 18 Jul

    Today on CMR – July 17, 2008

    White House Says Contraception May Be Abortion—Bush may strike a blow for religious freedom. Liturgical Envy: The Big Green Monster—When is jealousy not a sin? I’ll tell you when… It’s a Lousy…

  6. 17 Jul

    White House Says Contraception May Be Abortion

    The Bush administration may be looking to strike a blow for religious freedom. They are reportedly looking into requiring all recipients of federal aid to certify that they will not refuse to…

  7. 17 Jul

    The Big Green Monster

    It’s big, it’s green, and it’s bad. No, not the Hulk but jealousy. Envy. St. Thomas Aquinas said of Envy: “Envy according to the aspect of its object is contrary to charity,…

  8. 17 Jul

    It’s a Lousy Night To Be An Atheist

    During the All Star Home Run Derby this week, Josh Hamilton exploded in the first round with a derby record 28 home runs, making him the most inspirational sports story in years.…

  9. 17 Jul

    Today on CMR – July 16, 2008

    Five Types of Catholic—Aussie tells it like it is to Pontiff. Why Can’t We Tickle Ourselves—We are called to love and tickle others. Obama “Secret” Catholic?—Newseek/WaPo makes absurd claim that Obama is…

  10. 16 Jul

    Five Types of Catholic

    John Herron has been a very public Catholic all his life, as an Australian senator for 11 years, as a Howard government Aboriginal affairs minister, and as the ambassador to Ireland and…