Welcome to the Chicago Public Schools (CPS) logic factory, a place where the lights are flickering, the roof is leaking, and the administrators are busy turning help away all because they don’t…
OK. So now we have the DA from Philadelphia, saying we’re going to hunt down ICE like Nazis. Is that really helping? This is great! Philly DA Larry Krasner vows to "hunt…
Hold onto your Catechisms, everybody. According to the tactical geniuses at Catholics for Choice, the 5th century was less about dying of a hangnail at age 14 and more about Saint Brigid…
Listen up, folks. It’s your favorite tour guide of the apocalypse, Matt, to guide you into your dystopian future. On your right you’ll find the gulags which are nice this time of…
We’re told we’re prudes. But we’re also accused of having too many children. Huh? We’re told we’re patriarchal and anti-woman yet we’re told that we worship Mary? Huh? We open up homes…
In the bustling, hustling chaos of the modern world, there is a truth as ancient as the stones beneath us: The lions come. That is the raw, unadorned reality etched into the…
“If the world hates you, know that it hated me before it hated you” – Jesus, shortly before he was crucified. We sometimes forget this part. But this wasn’t just a passing…
In the vast, pulsing ecosystem of terrible ideas, there is a special, bioluminescent layer of failure inhabited solely by one Don Lemon. It’s a place where logic goes to die and is…
For about a thousand years when someone died, we all said the same thing. It didn’t matter if you were a prince or a peasant, a saint or a total disaster. When…
