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Great News! FBI States Epstein Killed Himself and There is No Client List.

A recent report from the Department of Justice (DOJ) and the FBI has officially stated that Jeffrey Epstein died by suicide in 2019 and did not possess a ‘client list’ used for blackmail. Well I can rest easy now, knowing… Continue Reading →

Planned Parenthood Must Choose Between Abortion or Millions in Funding? Hmmm…

This is a hard one because they really do love millions in funding. But let’s be honest, I think they also really get a kick out of killing babies. A Senate GOP provision that would block Medicaid funding to Planned… Continue Reading →

Wyomingites Stunned to Find Beautiful Outside World After Porn Blocked

In the wild and wonderful tapestry of American life, where the pursuit of instant happiness is just a click away, something very strange has occurred. After the US Supreme Court ruled that states can protect children from online porn by… Continue Reading →

Penn Trans Swimmer Stripped of Titles. UPenn to Apologize to Women.

Good. The funny thing here is that UPenn still doesn’t believe they’ve done anything wrong. But they will apologize because money is their god and they fear defunding more than they fear the backlash from the LGBTQ advocates. It’s about… Continue Reading →

Politician Attacks Priest for Refusing Him the Eucharist After He Votes for Assisted Suicide.

This guy thinks he’s winning. He actually states that his faith should have absolutely nothing to do with the way he votes. I wonder if he’d say it influences his views on how to deal with the poor or immigrants…. Continue Reading →

If Only WaPo Journalists Could Marry!!!

If only journalists could marry, this surely would’ve never happened.

Supreme Court Decides Against Planned Parenthood

In a 6–3 decision, the Supreme court ruled that if states decide to cut off Medicaid funding to Planned Parenthood, patients cannot sue to stop them. Now, I’ve been reading a lot about this and the partisan wonks and legal… Continue Reading →

Teens Could Face 13 Years in Prison for Destroying Gay Pride Flags.

I think it’s perfect. Truly. It perfectly shows the divide between the left and the right. The left hates America. They hate the flag. WNBA announcer Rebecca Lobo, just the other day, mistakenly called America “great” because people could disagree… Continue Reading →

What Do You Mean You Lost It?

My daughter had her birth certificate at college. I knew not to give it to her but she was applying for a job and she said she needed the original. Long story short, she didn’t get the job and came… Continue Reading →

Dobbs Was a Miracle. Since then? Not So Much.

Dobbs was a moment, huh? 50 years of legalized abortion where pro-lifers could do nothing to stop it because the highest court in the land deemed it a right so states could only nibble at the margins. We marched, we… Continue Reading →

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